The interlope informed me in Singapore that all dirtiest swindlers have come here They'll deal with the Knight of Gamblers When l arrived l found my brother and Little Knife are lost l've been looking for you for 2 days Where's my brother? He and my uncle were forced to board the ship Let's go at once You've won nearly 200 million in 2 hours Almost 200 million after the game starts We're likely to get 400 million today Those who don't dress properly aren't welcome here How should l look in order to be proper? At least you should wear a tie l have Welcome Mr. Little Knife Chan You've lost a lot yesterday lt's good you still come today Just wanna play more one game l'll play the charitable function King of Cards competition But we bet on at least US $3 million lt's about 20 million HK dollars l welcome you if you've the money l don't have it Well, l can't help you You can Lend me $10 chip $10 Casinoslots New Zealand?
You wanna win 20 million by using $10?! Are you lending or not? Yes. Happy to help others Then l'll lend you $20 Excuse me, my waist hurts l can't squat on my heels Thanks!
Are you going to ask Tai-kun to come here? Don't. Let him play some games first Thanks! Large Hand off!
Open! You're so smart! You bet on 1 :150 and you've won Pure luck. This is mine Green isn't lucky for me Give it to you Let's play another type of game Almost nobody bet on the banker?
Let me bet on him Great! l'll bet on $1400 more for the break even Let me take a look Computer analysis: 55% 2 38% Queen, 7% 9 Look at the cards You look at them The players are great Natural Nine! Never mind, me too The banker's got 9 points, break even Unusual luck Of course l'll play some more games For the break even, please Wonderful Computer analysis: 78% Ace 20% 4, 2% 10 Either 9 or 2 or 8 Give him a 6 let him win $100 from the banker Yes. Give him a 6 6 points for the player Excuse me two 8s also make 6 points for me Damn it My habit is that when l'm looking at cards l like putting a toothpick on them and l'll have what l want People will think that it's an Ace Enough for me. l've got over $100,000 The $100 out there will go to you You son of bitch! Where do you think Little Knife is?
l'm sure he's in the casino l'll look for him We can't help him no matter he's winning or losing The most important thing is to find your brother or my uncle Let's go separate ways to look for them There're only guards here Brother and uncle must be here Hey! Sing? Dream Lo? Are you Dream Lo or Beautiful Dream? l'm Dream Lo Because Hussein knows you've got a crush on Beautiful Dream So he asked me to disguise as Beautiful Dream to trap you and your uncle and make you lose your special power So it's you Sorry.
Hussein made me to do so Did they hang my uncle up and beat him cut his sinews and pull out his fingernails throw salt on his wounds and smash his face? No Really? He made me lose my special power but didn't beat him up? Well... have you guys been working?
He's a good guy. lt's just Hussein He's the foster son of the Beast of Gamblers, Chan Kan-Sing He's dealing with you and Knight of Gamblers to revenge for his foster father Why are you helping them? l owe him money Well, you should have told me l owe him more than $2 million Well, you should have talked to Little Knife Then he wanted... What did he want? What?
l can't say that What? l'm asking them to cut all his sinews And l'll pour honey on his wounds Then put ants on them, biting his wounds Don't! He's hired a master of special power from the Mainland, called Tai-kun to deal with you Damn. l've lost all my special power or l won't be afraid of him Can you regain your special power? l've regained it once lt's when l saw Beautiful Dream All you do is to see her? No!
So? And... How? You have to... What's that?
lt's embarrassing Like this? What do you feel then? l can stand it They made me wear a tie A few packets of cigarettes please The sea roars and waves flush to shore Drifting along the waves cherishing only tonight La... la... La... la... Sing! What are you doing?
Help!... What is it? Pervasive! Crazy! Lipsticks all over the face!
Get away! Who's it? What's up? Met a smart guy ls it the single-eyed guy?
Don't look! He used his special power to make me have illusions lt seems he's more powerful than me But don't worry l've regained all my power Why? The force of love Wipe them off Not yet. l wanna taste the smell of lipstick few more seconds 1 , 2, 3, 6 points, small You know, l know the single-eyed guy knows But it's useless There's a button under the table A step at the button will make the dices turn l'll bet all for small Hey! The dices have all smashed Not even a single point That means small l win, please Come on. We've won Leave me alone What is it?
Nothing! Let me see, come My nose gets hurt ls it painful? Very! Be a sweetheart, shut up OK That's a nice child Something wrong with the dices l announce this game null and void Take back the money and play again The Charitable function King of Cards will start in 5 minutes You can't make $25 million out of your $3 million Hey! What is it?
We can't let the single-eyed guy use his power every game Let's do this... OK lt's good here. l'm betting $1 million l'll bet $1 million in the next game What a rush you're in! Can you stand it? Excuse me.
Hot water What a rush you're in! Yes Oh Time is running out Please bet them all for me Cigarettes won't do lt's just cigarettes for cigarettes You can't do that! No?
Sorry $1 3 million, the banker again The player 1 7 points l haven't discredited my mentor 18 points for the banker The banker wins You look cheap when poising as a woman Mr. Hussein! Excuse me, l've won $25 million l think l can join the King of Cards Anyone with US $3 million can join Look up there! What a big earwax!
Terrific! Come... What's up? Don't go in Why not? Afraid that l'll reveal his identity? Get away You can't go in, come out He's my friend Then who are you?
l'm a friend of your boss You know my boss? Your boss is my friend Clear?... Mine, yours... Clear? Don't reveal his identity yet We've got to win Hussein properly Where's Loong Kau?
She's just saved Brother Tat She's now saving Loong Ng Good! You wanna see? Got it You decide it $3 million You're showing hand in the first game? l don't think you've got a greater card l can't let you frighten me in the first game.
l follow l'll join you Let's side bet $2 million $5 million more for me l'm lucky if it falls in your hand l'll be finished Hit him too You've got three 9s Excuse me, it's 2 flushes You think you'll win with your Ace and King? You've never thought l can win haven't you? Any pair l'll get is greater than yours lt can be a flush straight l'd rather quit than not showing hand Sure win! Won already?
l want a new pair of sport-shoes Sure win!... Oh! Two players can't make an exciting game Tai-kun Yes Take a briefcase of money and join the game Sure lt seems both of us have to play We're looking up on you l wanna be in the cheering team No! That single-eyed guy is our only obstacle lf he loses his special power but you've got yours We'll win for sure You're right Any idea? OK Here.
Like this Wao... l'm lucky. Then take $300 and play $3 million Follow! Follow!
You've got the guts How's that? No problem l let you bid $7 million, yours out too l'll follow! Follow!
Follow! l think they've got no money left l've got $20 million here You've got roughly the same Let's side bet this game OK. $20 million Open the cards if you're ready Three 5s. You can't win me You don't have to say in front of them that you've got a crush on me What about this game? You son of... l'll see how you're going to beat me Can l beat a full house by a flush?
You wanna beat my full house by your flush? You're eating your hat! What if a flush plus a straight?
Flush straight! l'm not only eating my hat but also you son of a bitch That's why your eye is that queer Why? l've rubbed away your card which is facing down Hold it. l know you can make my under card away So l've changed mine with Sing beforehand You've just dealt with Sing's under card, K You two sons of a bitch You speak foul language before your power diffuses This time it's your turn to lose your special power Shut up Tai-kun, where're you going? l've lost all my special power l'm leaving Ladies and gentlemen please leave us alone for a moment We've got some personal matters to discuss Wait for me...
He's turning mad You're a shameless, superficial shit You teach the evil to our youth and corrupt our social values lt's lucky that l'm only 20 something Hussein, you've got worse manners than your foster father Right But l'm smarter than my foster father He started murdering before reaching the public waters The public waters? We're already on the public waters Now l've got a good excuse to kill Snakes! lt's just an illusion Pick up the pistol Hold on Kau, l'll shield you go and save Little Knife Damn. One bullet left Stand there Go into the men's room Go!
Don't move! Hey, don't pull Aren't you tired? l am. But it leaves me no choice Crazy! Don't think that l really got no choice Break even Don't move What do you want? You'll be sent to jail if you kill me You taught me this The HK Government has no right to arrest me Only the registered country of this ship can arrest me You're a great guy.
Please let me off You're frightened now? Tell the others who's the Knight of Gamblers Ladies and gentlemen l'm the villain who trouble this Knight of Gamblers l'm shameless. l'm a faker He's the Knight of Gamblers the true disciple of God of Gamblers l cheated you all on propose lt's got nothing to do with him Damn me! What about the money that Dream Lo owes you? She doesn't have to pay me back Are we the kind of guys who won't pay back others?
You can pay me if you want to l'll pay for you. Take it What? $1 .25? So you don't have to kill me now do you? 6 bullets in the pistol have all been used l can't kill you even if l want to Little knife, are you alright?
Brother Ng, are you alright? l'm alright Loong Kau call the police once the ship anchors Hussein should be caught Watch out He's so foxy, beat him up Yes Wao! Oh! Hey... Hey... Long time no see Don't take me wrong The cops' afraid that some followers of Hussein are left uncaught so they asked me to protect him Can't you say that a bit later and let me indulge in myself? Hey, hold it Some business to discuss with you Come here Sure?
Sure Hey What is it? The money you win by your special power can't be spent Yes And the money l win must be used on the poor Correct What about doing something to the money you win in the future by making yourself lose and let me win? l see l lose and let you win Then you'll be rich and l'll be poor And you use your money to help me out Right.
So your money will be my money My money will be yours and we'll be rich! Are you sure? Shut up My god! Mentor!
Jaiden: In the skies above Peach's castle - you're missing the dialogue! James: We're missing the sToRy, well actually... Jaiden: You're missing BOWSER. James: You're- We're gonna be- we're gonna be skipping a lot of this story.
Jaiden: Why?? It's important to the speedrun. Adam: The intricate.. uhm.. stealing of the princesses. Jaiden: Skip the movie?
James: Oh yeah B) Jaiden: Fine >:( *mumble* I guess James: You don't need to know the story. I think- do we need to say "hello everyone, welcome" Jaiden: They know what they're getting themselves into (and what I'm getting into captioning this) James: You're right, you're right, pull up some popcorn. do we need to explain what a speedrun is?
Adam: Uh... speedrunning is when you run really fast... in the game. Jamison, You know all the skips right? James: Uuuhhh I'm- Yeah, I know the skips, but I don't know the routes. Jaiden: Have you tried throwing him, that's what he said James: oh no!
Jaiden: uh oh. start over! Jaiden: :O Birds with hats!!
James: oh no! No! I can save it!
YEs James: Only the best. like I said get ready for- for quite a ride Jaiden: frog. oh look at him! Adam: Just skip it!
Adam: Speedrunners way James: Did you know you can shake the controller to make them go higher? Jaiden: oh rlly Jaiden: just like real physics James: a large part of the game is shaking the controller as hard as you can Adam: Right now James is frantically shaking the controller James: No nOo uhuh! Adam: C'mOn! Jaiden: can't be making those mistakes james, the world record is at stake Jaiden: oh! yea B) James: Got it Adam: Watching James play any videogame is the most frustrating thing in the world, so get ready to be very angry James: UHM I'll have you know, that I I know like all the skips Adam: (w/ skepticism) Okay Jaiden: you missed some coins, go back!
James: it's the speedrunners way Adam: Wait I wanna I want to beat that James: okay, you can do it. I'm- this is Adam playing by the way so *Adam playing noises* Jaiden: cartwheel! you cartwheeled Adam: (casually) oh I went inside of a hat Adam: Those away- Oh yeah. James: Yeah you can you can hit him right at the very beginning Adam: there was a uh, there was uh oh yeah you are right Adam: There was a way we can end this faster, but I forgot how to do it James: jump, jump Adam: I'm here!! Jaiden: by not fighting ☮ James: and time!
James: it's- we're done. Jaiden: are you gonna tell them the restraint that you guys have on the computer. James: What do you mean? Oh that we have only three hours of recording time so yeah? James: so we really have to beat this within three hours James: I need to thank Grand POOBear for giving me an extra capture card. I like asked him.
I was like What's a good capture card and he was like this one time he gave me his so Adam: Thank you, Thank You Mr. POO Adam: Mr.. Bear James: mr-mr bear.. Jaiden: why can't you just be him for the whole time. Why can't you just ride the electrical wires to... James: the moon? Jaiden: the moon Adam: to the moon... Jaiden: I see no problem Jaiden: there's a banana in there Jaiden: *gasp* more birds!
I don't know th- Can you be a bird and fly everywhere? James: uhhh Adam: I WISH James: you can be a lizard and fly. Jaiden: I see *mumbles* Jaiden: Banana! oh nO oh no muhuh oo oo nO No Nohu Adam:Okay I said this- Adam: I said this before uh Privately amongst friends and they don't get it But the water in this game looks super quenchable like it would quench the frick out of your thirst James: that's a weird adjective to describe anything Jaiden: Quenchable? Adam: it's a really- Jaiden: Is it a real word? Adam: I don't know Jaiden: I'm looking it up right now Adam: It looks like like a nice glass of water Jaiden: Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, come here baby Jaiden: No she goes off when I say Ari I'm like I'm not talking to you!
Adam: Ok google Jaiden: SIRI! Adam: Is water- Jaiden: I'm gonna type it in James: Is quenchable, Adam: is quenchable- is water- wait Jaiden: QUEN-CHA-BLE James: oh theres- Adam: *laugh* is water wet Adam: is quenchable a word (Guessing from all the automatic caption guesses no, it's not a word) Jaiden: to satisfy or ally, parentheses thirsts, desires, passions James: Yes! Okay, you guys missed it, but I did a very cool speedrunning thing. (every time james mentions a speedrunning thing take a shot of water to be hydrated) Jaiden: Do it again I'm still looking up quenchable James: okay, well this this is the first big skip of the run everyone, okay, so we're a t-rex Jaiden: oh look at you James: yeah no big deal Adam: wait, I wanna do it cause you- its fine Jaiden: woah! Adam: wait let me do it, i wanna do it Jaiden: oh, be careful! James: good going adam Jaiden: awh <3 a lizard Adam: So what you need to do you need to barely tap it James: Tap it so you don't even touch it Jaiden: What is it?
Adam: You'll see, you'll see James: we're saving so much time doing this Adam: yeah so much time Jaiden: I'm sure you are Adam: oops Adam: hold on let me do this Jaiden: you're dancing Jaiden: you're dancing with the things Jaiden: So i'm not a speedrunner, but- I don't James: This is- this is how you- this is how the pros play. (Chaos) Adam: I forgot how to get like- do the hat James: oh I did not make it Adam: Lemme do it lemme do it James: no! I- Adam: Take turns! Share!
Sharing is caring! James: *distressed* This is the first big skip! nNO!
Jaiden: he's dead Adam: that's what you get for not caring Jaiden: where'd it go?? James: Wait for it, wait for it... Adam: hello? Jaiden: Mario are you- you good man? James: You know like Adam: did it glitch? do you think Jaiden: do you have to like go away further?
Adam: No, I usually it just pops back like Jaiden: so like how- Adam: oh there it is Jaiden: how quick is this? (goodness i wish it was quicker I've been doing this an hour) James: Normally we get it first try Adam: and we still got three hours left... James: Like I've done it before where like I didn't make it Adam: You got it! Jaiden: oh look at her Adam: murder her! Jaiden: that makes me think of uh, James and the giant peach Jaiden: you know that movie?
the stop motion one? you're the peach, and then That's like the angry lady Jaiden: Splendid! James: Yeah, I- I only knew about it because everyone was like "oh your name is James, like James and the Giant Peach" Adam: I thought I was just really weirdly uh, animated Jaiden: I like how it jiggles James: Are you talking about her... breasts? Jaiden: I was talking about how the dog walked but, I mean... to each their own Jaiden: Woah she's scary *screaming* Adam: YOU GOT ONE LIFE Adam: I'm sorry, you're giving me- you anger me James, not sounding fine: we're fine, we're fine! we're playing the game Jaiden: so close to smacking you James: I did it, we're fine Adam: oh you straight up murdered her dog James: you're right Adam: he did nothing Jaiden: you murdered her too James: Yeah, I think she comes back actually James: Oh no She exploded, you're right Adam: spoiler alert Adam: But I came up with a game theory that they all go to hell at the end, and that's why they're on the moon James: oh, oh, with the lava and everything Adam: Yeah yeah James: everyone's gonna know when we recorded this because it says the date when you got the star Jaiden: how long is it going to take for YouTube took to export and process this video in Jaiden: this almost three hour long video James: It's gonna be really interesting to see who watches this all the way through (mate i'm sitting down to caption it) Jaiden: We're-we're gonna have like an easter egg at like, an hour and 45 minutes James: there's like a way to speedrun this the fast way, but I'm just doing it the way... Jaiden: the slow way (ﾒ■_■)y-～ James: boom *angels singing from the heavens* Jaiden: I like the chain chomps. are they born like, tied to the ground Adam: how would they be born then??
Jaiden: I dunno, ask them Adam: do they grow out of the ground? James: Yeah, they're like plants Jaiden: there's honey in that thing, powered by honey- *gasp* Look at the bird! you see it in the corner the left. James: I see I see it.
Adam: I'm looking! I see it- James: oh it's still there Adam: Hello bird James: ok skip- yeahhhhh sassy Adam: You should have skipped it a while ago... Jaiden: but we wouldn't have seen the bird. Adam: We lost so much time James: I love this part of the speedrun because you just mash A a bunch of times Anyone's good. Oh what just happened?
Jaiden: you did- you did it wrong Jaiden: look at all the little mexican dancing guys Jaiden: look at their like, bobble heads James: *more distress* Jaiden: Get the triangles- nNO! Jaiden: *GASP* BIRD! NO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM JAMES James: look at him. ohno, he's- you can't see him Adam: I love this character because I imagine he just screams every third word James: there it is yeah Adam: what is tHE secret *laughter* hiding SOMEwhere Jaiden: Green banana!
James: come on come on come on, yeah Jaiden: it needs more ethanol- ethylene. ethylene. Jaiden: I know my own facts. James: then we go in, here! and then- Jaiden: oh, the pipes like a chimney Jaiden: he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" James: and then right here and- there it is James: We're gonna get so many moons Adam: I like the colors in this level James: yeah Adam: they look like, Mexican James: Where's the store in this? there it is Jaiden:Isn't there like only one Bowser poster like he didn't design James: Yeah, he didn't design anymore.
He just has one bowser poster Jaiden: one's all you need when it's good Jaiden: they poi- they poistered it- they printed it themselves. That's how good they are. Adam: YouTube tuterials Jaiden: yOUtuBe TutoRiAls James: Here's another he's gonna be a tricky thing to do... dang it. Adam: I know what you're tryna do Jaiden: Well he's got cactus in his- James: no! nooo James: do they even explain why there's ice there Adam: uhh i think so- i tHINK SO *more chaos* James: Okay, okay, we're gonna need to get on top of that. Adam: Yeah watch this, watch this, watch this... Jaiden: Okay guys say hi to the face Adam: *noises* HI FACE James: you did it!
Jaiden: see that's all you need- *gasp* more birds! (take another shot of Hydrating Water™ every time jaiden gasps at a bird) Jaiden: look at them they're so cute! *0* James: they look like the Twitter bird Jaiden: noo James: Yeah but like yellow, yeah Adam: (???) green, we're both color blind Jaiden: Banana birds.
you didn't get the checkpoint James: uh- that's not the speedrunners way Jaiden: Woah! we're sinking? jump! jump!
James: I- I know, I know, don't worry about it cappy. There's another speedrunner tactic that we're just going *mumbles* James: yESSS! Jaiden: owo bullet James: It's a lot more easier when you know where all the moons are Jaiden: So, is the moon always gonna be where that little crack on the ground is? James: Uh, yess. We need to get a bullet bill. Jaiden: oH!
Top Right corner you say? Top right corner? *Screaming* Yep see ya later Hey yo what's up ladies and gentlemen it's your boy and welcome back to another video today I got my boys with me. We got bongizzlez here We got JustDustin here, and we got Chadwithaj what up everybody and today We are going to be doing one of your favorite Adaptations of the basketball trick shots series on this channel and that is the nerf Russian Roulette I-I tried it-it really sucks it actually hurts. I have fun.
This is what I'm doing it This is a fresh gun maximum power there for Maximum damage when we shoot this in our mouths if you guys haven't seen the last video that's basically how it works We're gonna be doing soccer trick shots every time you get a letter to add a bullet to the chamber you spin it around pointed in your mouth and you shoot and you pray to God that that thing doesn't come out so am I getting no letters then you get no bullets You're good Exactly, but if you lose, and you have horse you have five letters that means you got five bullets Which means you're pretty much ov, but without any further ado guys. Let's get into the first trickshot Oh, I missed actually you know what what's a better way to intro first Alright guys for the first trickshot. It's ye Messi's got it... Bongo: Are you dumb bro?
But anyways first trick I'm actually gonna need Jad's help so here. I'm gonna give you this ball and what you're gonna Do is he's gonna throw it in the air Head into the basketball its ye Steve Nash! you ready, yeah Yeah that was a straight Dolphin here all right Guys you need to see and look good That was honestly so close, that's a dart folks in your last Six rounds in the chamber yeah, it's only one yeah one in six.
I'll take that yeah, yeah All right guys we've got only one bullet in the chamber who's on first no no yeah Oh my god! He actually got clocked! Alright! Well you're up buddy! One bullet in You got to load it And once again that is one in 36 shots I might see my grade alright next trick shot. What's your trick shot all right guys for mine?
You know? We've been doing so many shots I leave I want to do some actual skill moves Like that first things first guys and let the ball get control of it Whoa Clean okay vote control make sure you flip it up touching the neck and then hit it once with your foot Okay, all right. Well. You just did it so here all right?
Oh Dustin's got the control oh You're doing yo-yo your wait a second, what are these bro, what are these get the Arab Ones out bro. What's that? You're playing yourself. You're playing yourself Got it here.
We go here. We go all the control, bro Oh my god, you know what they are buns. They're good for power finesse. You know not so good Hit the ground first Did he get it? I was too confident sometimes.
You know you get ahead of here so I can destroy that All right guys still one bullet for me, I gotta H No That's two for you I feel like because there's one the way powder actually is just make it a go to the Toby and I have to yeah This thing was rigged yeah, me too I mean I I didn't bring it, but maybe they I don't know either way next trick shot ah Alright Sou Wee's got his trick shot. Let's see what you got Skills to make sure we have him this don't line up a whole ball. I know what he's doing I've seen him do this Nice little skill okay, okay, all right bongos up. I'm stressed for you. Please get this oh Oh, I think he got it?
No? That was nasty. Since I'm its originator.
I'll take that. Alright Jad you're up. But nobody Say I'm gonna use the different technique, I'm not gonna put them together I'm gonna spread Alou I want you to look really I do this Is very nice to me the last round so But I'm just gonna go for the classic crossbar from the blue line over here, so it's a little bit Use the room don't disrespect the red ball like that. That's why top right corner you shave top right corner. I love you Let's hop, right You gotta load up some more nerf bullets That's the look of pure relief ladies and gentlemen alright so next trick shot Yeah, yeah Yeah, you know I'm doing the double technique great beside each other. Oh, I don't even come close, but the hero I might be Alright next big shot alright for my trick shot.
I'm gonna. Simply do a free-kick field image I'll tell you I believed in myself, but I really didn't know all right I don't do this tell mama mama buy her a car and a house All right Bongo you're up get those ultra bzees nice and tight Okay All right guys bongos got half the chamber filled with bullets. I was also lucky man.
This isn't looking too good Why does he look even um? He's not gonna get shot, okay? Let's talk of nice and safe you guys, okay, spin that spin that Oh All right guys trick shot is next. Let's see what he's got all right guys This is the precision Corner, shop we have the nut facing the wall back there in that corner what we have to do it is basically Chip it up. It has to balance off the wall and into the net all right very little roof area This is a tough shot all right.
Let's get what's the dust thing doing? Yeah? Oh Bongos up next here we go Bongo All right, can you hit dad in the block?
He hit dad but he did not get the trickshot All right, I gotta step it up got a lot of letters right now. I don't wanna Right now Step into my office. Hey guys, I'm up to three bullets now Bongo survived three so that gives me hope Let me give you guys a show all right here, we go Bongo survives this Next trick shot so we what's your trick shot all right, you know I don't want to do anything That's too hard because I want to give you guys a chance so everything is nice and simple okay We're gonna go with the ricochet shot into That afternoon so off this wall into this man Please give up yet another bullet Alike like the load load the gun load the gun Alright bomb goes up next yep.
Oh And he survives another round it was getting close We're gonna save the e for today all right if I missed it Get rid of my hmm Well, I'm already embarrassed enough alright Sean show yourselves show your true colors It's so much harder than it looks no any likes light off in the straight line and it's completely away from the Zuzu's trickshot the world just sayin Alright guys, you know how the game goes I'm out three now. Have a go I hope I get shot, but you know what I hope I don't What She shot. Oh, my god. All right next picture I guys what oh, I brought so much anxiety every time before you do this literally all right I Need to go buy some lottery tickets folks next trick shot all right guys bond goes up. Hi we're doing a long-distance free-kick Well as you guys can see I put a little?
obstacle on the bottom So it has to be floating kick today. It has to be airborne the entire way We can't love top of the entire gym, so here we go Need to get this in bro you have for my floor, this is complete the horse you might have a full five dart guns Hopefully I don't have to do Oh So what were we saying about those five shots again close though? Can I not get a free pass another game? W right now Sue ease up here Sooey oh, oh there's your shop buddy, that's a dart. Yep. See you later Alright, so we really do things now Oh, you're old Has anybody seen school rock at home I don't want to shoot it down in my face, so why I am gonna score right now cuz now I'm really ticked out ready Alright guys it's the final round you boy lost weight.
Did you - no, no you didn't lose no It's just me. I lost okay, but for the final round everybody is going to try the nerf gun We're gonna put as many darts in as letters. We have so for me.
That's five for you That's four or for you that for four. Oh my god. We're all over.
There was a rough day. Oh alright first up Dustin One spinel I don't know make eye contact with you guys at home. Okay?
Oh good ever your Dad's not next we're gonna go quick rounds No one got stuck that one got stuck in it Oh oh My god that has a clap All right bobbin go Mongo you got four in the chamber really cause I'm a nice guy And I should have lost the game because Suey let me slide. I'm gonna do five Oh On that first daily one all right The luck whose name you survived When that landing is no screenshots I am tweeted a via media alright Yeah, everyone got clapped hopefully I survived here we go Be sure to smash that thumbs up one for us deepthroating nerf starts the entire day as always be sure to check out all My boys as well youtube.com slash just Dustin youtube.com slash chatter - J Youtube.com/scishow baby. Oh games like what? Do you say?
I have been playing live poker recreationally for over 25 years. I am a winning live player over time and one of the most frequent questions I get is why I don’t I play poker professionally. Normally, I just respond with some off the cuff remark like “Too much pressure” or “I am too old for that” but the reality is I have given it a lot of thought and the answer is much more complicated. Here are some of my reasons why I never became a professional poker player.
I Want The Game to Remain Fun
I love playing poker. At the end of every trip I wish I could stay longer and I always hate going home. I believe that going home is what keeps the game fun. I go home and get to be a mom, an entrepreneur and a community member among many other roles. When I play poker I leave all that behind and I get to just play. No responsibilities, no commitments. Just fun (and sometimes frustration if I am playing badly or losing).
I am not sure I would feel that way about poker if I had all my responsibilities along with the daily grind. When I am playing poker I have the luxury of focusing on poker. If I was a professional then my other responsibilities would invade my poker space and could very well effect my play and take the fun out of the game. In the end, I am very happy to keep my poker persona and my real life persona separate.
I Like to Make Correct Decisions
I always take a set amount of money with me on my poker trips. This money doesn’t come from the kid’s college funds, our mortgage account or will prevent me from buying groceries if I lose it. This money is designated for poker and it gives me great freedom when I play. I don’t have the responsibility of my poker money funding my life, so I can make correct decisions not safe ones. It allows me to play aggressively, take chances, try new things and “go” with my gut.
If I were playing professionally, I would also play with the intention of making correct decisions but how realistic is that when my poker playing is responsible for a certain amount of income? I realize plenty of people do it and do it successfully. If the truth be known that seems like a lot of pressure that I don’t really need or necessarily want.
I Use My Gut
I feel more confident making decisions based on my gut feeling when I can afford to be wrong – because sometimes I am. I would be hesitant to play that way if my life’s bankroll was on the line. The truth is I do use the math too but sometimes I know I should go against what the math is telling me. This of course is only an issue in big pots. Pots that can swing a winning session into a losing one in a single hand. If I was playing to earn income instead of just some extra money to buy my next handbag, I would be less likely to use my gut in those big pot decisions even though it's those decisions that make me a winning player.
I Like the Social Aspects of the Game
I hope the fact that I play poker for fun is coming through in this post. Part of the fun is chatting and socializing at the table. This helps me in building player profiles and understanding the kind of player I am up against. Socializing at the table also puts me in a great frame of mind for making good decisions. I play better when I am positive and having fun. I know that will sound stupid to some but looking back on my logs, where I jot down things like table dynamic and my mood, it has proven to be a factor.
If I was playing professionally, then I would want to treat it as a profession. I think it would change my table personality and as a result could affect my play and my ability to have fun.
I Value Money
I work hard for my money. I am afraid if I played professionally, I would settle for moderate gains to avoid risking a big loss. As it is now, as a recreational player, I take money that I expect to lose. I let my play and the players at the table determine whether I stay, not the amount of money I have won or lost. I know over time if I am making correct decisions I will win. But the variance that occurs will be more unsettling as a professional and the value I place on money could be detrimental to my play.
It is pretty obvious that I am not meant to be a full-time poker professional. Could I be? I think so but I would have to work on changing my mindset. Right now I am happy with the way things are. Well, I would be happier if I was closer to Vegas but you get the point.
Asia is perhaps too colossal in its expanse and diversity to be understood as a travel destination. However, it does some offer of the most exotic sights that are perfect for visiting to seek recreational gratification and enlighten your senses with an unrivaled aura and magnificence. In addition, you can visit the famous casinos in Macau and play online casino games in your hotel.
Some of the most recommended places in Asia that should be a part of any Asia travel plan include:
Angkor in Cambodia - this place is recommended for those who seek pleasures in exploring the grandeur of ancient historical sites. The expanse of the Angkor Wat is mind-boggling and so is its creation with five soaring stone towers. However, it is a general misconception that the Angkor Wat is single-entity travel destination. The Wat is just one UNESCO World Heritage Site that is located in the proximity of some of the most impressive historical creations found in Asia. Angkor represents one of the largest historical temple ruin complexes in the world and there is even an archaeological park here that helps you understand the creation of these massive temple structures.
Other structures in vicinity of the Angkor Wat include:
- Angkor Thom (ruins of the sole surviving ancient Khmer City)
- Bakong (one of the earliest Angkor ruins with a typical pyramid temple shape)
- Bayon (the most famous and puzzling Angkor creation with the Temple of Stone Faces)
- Terrace of the Elephants (an ancient monument displaying rows of marching elephants)
Bangkok, Thailand - any Asian travel itinerary cannot be complete without a visit to its most reputed commercial centre, Bangkok. It is the capital of Thailand and offers a rare blend of a historic city at total ease with its bustling pace and ever-growing demand for financial growth. Those who want to be acquainted with the history of the city should visit Rattanakosin - the Old Royal City. Other historical sites that line Bangkok include the Grand Palace, the Temple of the Emerald Buddha and Temple of the Reclining Buddha.
Bangkok has an amazing appetite for catering to tourist demands and it offers travel packages and accommodations options across the most unbelievable range. This is where you can see an authentic and perhaps the first-ever 'Chinatown'. The Bangkok Chinatown gives you an idea of how ancient cultures and modern lifestyles merge and co-exist. Another world-famous feature about Bangkok is the Floating Markets like that of Damnoen Saduak. This is something endemic to Bangkok as nowhere else will you find an so many boatmen vending goods in small make-shift boats.
Plain of Jars, Laos - if you have an appetite for traveling to the unknown and slightly mysterious places, they this is where you should be headed. Located in the remote locations of Laos, this is the remnant of a civilization about which nothing much has been discovered so far. The place is still being brought the attention of the world, so the entire tour could be quite economical. The Plain of Jars is famous for these gigantic stone creations, which are hard to decode and their relevance for religious ceremonies is still being investigated. In addition to the mystifying jars-shaped structure, you can also visit the nearby town of Phonsavan which offers the best site to get your hands on some locally-made handicrafts and other such items that are otherwise difficult to find in major cities.
I find the whole Spinach/E.Coli event telling and yet at the same time, utterly frustrating. In my opinion, the series of events surrounding the outbreak are a perfect microcosm of the larger food industry.
You have a crop coming from an industry which has been suspected in 20 outbreaks over the last decade. For whatever reason, there's little to no national press coverage surrounding these outbreaks - most likely because the number of people affected is not statistically significant. As a result of these 20 outbreaks, the FDA shows concerns and offers suggestions, and little else.
When the most recent outbreak get national attention, there's little traceability in place to determine where (and how) the outbreak occurred. The end result is that the FDA doesn't just shut down the culpable farms, but shuts down the entire Spinach industry.
One of two basic scenarios that are going to play out in the coming weeks. Either:
1) The FDA and other State officials will find one farm or processing facility the root cause of this outbreak.
2) The FDA and other State officials will find several farms and/or processing facilities as distributors of this outbreak.
Neither result should leave us feeling comfortable. If it's the first option, then we have a food safety process in place that requires the shut down of an entire industry in order to prevent roughly 200 people (out of a population 296,000,000) from getting sick and/or dying.
If it's the second option, then the some members of the leafy-vegetable agribusiness farming considers the twice yearly E.Coli outbreaks as "acceptable risks".
About a dozen or so years ago, there was a commercial where a mechanic looked at the camera and said "You can pay me now." At this point he would pause and turn to a garbage heap of a car that had been towed into his garage, and then turned solemnly back towards the camera and finished his point by saying "- or you can pay me later". The message was clear. Invest a little money now, and you'll save yourself a larger bill later on down the road.
Someone, somewhere, didn't make the proper investment in safety. I can promise you, that investment is a fraction of the cost that's being paid today.