Jaiden: In the skies above Peach's castle - you're missing the dialogue! James: We're missing the sToRy, well actually... Jaiden: You're missing BOWSER. James: You're- We're gonna be- we're gonna be skipping a lot of this story.
Jaiden: Why?? It's important to the speedrun. Adam: The intricate.. uhm.. stealing of the princesses. Jaiden: Skip the movie? James: Oh yeah B) Jaiden: Fine >:( *mumble* I guess James: You don't need to know the story. I think- do we need to say "hello everyone, welcome" Jaiden: They know what they're getting themselves into (and what I'm getting into captioning this) James: You're right, you're right, pull up some popcorn. do we need to explain what a speedrun is? Adam: Uh... speedrunning is when you run really fast... in the game. Jamison, You know all the skips right? James: Uuuhhh I'm- Yeah, I know the skips, but I don't know the routes. Jaiden: Have you tried throwing him, that's what he said James: oh no! Jaiden: uh oh. start over! Jaiden: :O Birds with hats!! James: oh no! No! I can save it! YEs James: Only the best. like I said get ready for- for quite a ride Jaiden: frog. oh look at him! Adam: Just skip it! Adam: Speedrunners way James: Did you know you can shake the controller to make them go higher? Jaiden: oh rlly Jaiden: just like real physics James: a large part of the game is shaking the controller as hard as you can Adam: Right now James is frantically shaking the controller James: No nOo uhuh! Adam: C'mOn! Jaiden: can't be making those mistakes james, the world record is at stake Jaiden: oh! yea B) James: Got it Adam: Watching James play any videogame is the most frustrating thing in the world, so get ready to be very angry James: UHM I'll have you know, that I I know like all the skips Adam: (w/ skepticism) Okay Jaiden: you missed some coins, go back! James: it's the speedrunners way Adam: Wait I wanna I want to beat that James: okay, you can do it. I'm- this is Adam playing by the way so *Adam playing noises* Jaiden: cartwheel! you cartwheeled Adam: (casually) oh I went inside of a hat Adam: Those away- Oh yeah. James: Yeah you can you can hit him right at the very beginning Adam: there was a uh, there was uh oh yeah you are right Adam: There was a way we can end this faster, but I forgot how to do it James: jump, jump Adam: I'm here!! Jaiden: by not fighting ☮ James: and time! James: it's- we're done. Jaiden: are you gonna tell them the restraint that you guys have on the computer. James: What do you mean? Oh that we have only three hours of recording time so yeah? James: so we really have to beat this within three hours James: I need to thank Grand POOBear for giving me an extra capture card. I like asked him. I was like What's a good capture card and he was like this one time he gave me his so Adam: Thank you, Thank You Mr. POO Adam: Mr.. Bear James: mr-mr bear.. Jaiden: why can't you just be him for the whole time. Why can't you just ride the electrical wires to... James: the moon? Jaiden: the moon Adam: to the moon... Jaiden: I see no problem Jaiden: there's a banana in there Jaiden: *gasp* more birds! I don't know th- Can you be a bird and fly everywhere? James: uhhh Adam: I WISH James: you can be a lizard and fly. Jaiden: I see *mumbles* Jaiden: Banana! oh nO oh no muhuh oo oo nO No Nohu Adam:Okay I said this- Adam: I said this before uh Privately amongst friends and they don't get it But the water in this game looks super quenchable like it would quench the frick out of your thirst James: that's a weird adjective to describe anything Jaiden: Quenchable? Adam: it's a really- Jaiden: Is it a real word? Adam: I don't know Jaiden: I'm looking it up right now Adam: It looks like like a nice glass of water Jaiden: Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, Siri, come here baby Jaiden: No she goes off when I say Ari I'm like I'm not talking to you! Adam: Ok google Jaiden: SIRI! Adam: Is water- Jaiden: I'm gonna type it in James: Is quenchable, Adam: is quenchable- is water- wait Jaiden: QUEN-CHA-BLE James: oh theres- Adam: *laugh* is water wet Adam: is quenchable a word (Guessing from all the automatic caption guesses no, it's not a word) Jaiden: to satisfy or ally, parentheses thirsts, desires, passions James: Yes! Okay, you guys missed it, but I did a very cool speedrunning thing. (every time james mentions a speedrunning thing take a shot of water to be hydrated) Jaiden: Do it again I'm still looking up quenchable James: okay, well this this is the first big skip of the run everyone, okay, so we're a t-rex Jaiden: oh look at you James: yeah no big deal Adam: wait, I wanna do it cause you- its fine Jaiden: woah! Adam: wait let me do it, i wanna do it Jaiden: oh, be careful! James: good going adam Jaiden: awh <3 a lizard Adam: So what you need to do you need to barely tap it James: Tap it so you don't even touch it Jaiden: What is it? Adam: You'll see, you'll see James: we're saving so much time doing this Adam: yeah so much time Jaiden: I'm sure you are Adam: oops Adam: hold on let me do this Jaiden: you're dancing Jaiden: you're dancing with the things Jaiden: So i'm not a speedrunner, but- I don't James: This is- this is how you- this is how the pros play. (Chaos) Adam: I forgot how to get like- do the hat James: oh I did not make it Adam: Lemme do it lemme do it James: no! I- Adam: Take turns! Share! Sharing is caring! James: *distressed* This is the first big skip! nNO! Jaiden: he's dead Adam: that's what you get for not caring Jaiden: where'd it go?? James: Wait for it, wait for it... Adam: hello? Jaiden: Mario are you- you good man? James: You know like Adam: did it glitch? do you think Jaiden: do you have to like go away further? Adam: No, I usually it just pops back like Jaiden: so like how- Adam: oh there it is Jaiden: how quick is this? (goodness i wish it was quicker I've been doing this an hour) James: Normally we get it first try Adam: and we still got three hours left... James: Like I've done it before where like I didn't make it Adam: You got it! Jaiden: oh look at her Adam: murder her! Jaiden: that makes me think of uh, James and the giant peach Jaiden: you know that movie? the stop motion one? you're the peach, and then That's like the angry lady Jaiden: Splendid! James: Yeah, I- I only knew about it because everyone was like "oh your name is James, like James and the Giant Peach" Adam: I thought I was just really weirdly uh, animated Jaiden: I like how it jiggles James: Are you talking about her... breasts? Jaiden: I was talking about how the dog walked but, I mean... to each their own Jaiden: Woah she's scary *screaming* Adam: YOU GOT ONE LIFE Adam: I'm sorry, you're giving me- you anger me James, not sounding fine: we're fine, we're fine! we're playing the game Jaiden: so close to smacking you James: I did it, we're fine Adam: oh you straight up murdered her dog James: you're right Adam: he did nothing Jaiden: you murdered her too James: Yeah, I think she comes back actually James: Oh no She exploded, you're right Adam: spoiler alert Adam: But I came up with a game theory that they all go to hell at the end, and that's why they're on the moon James: oh, oh, with the lava and everything Adam: Yeah yeah James: everyone's gonna know when we recorded this because it says the date when you got the star Jaiden: how long is it going to take for YouTube took to export and process this video in Jaiden: this almost three hour long video James: It's gonna be really interesting to see who watches this all the way through (mate i'm sitting down to caption it) Jaiden: We're-we're gonna have like an easter egg at like, an hour and 45 minutes James: there's like a way to speedrun this the fast way, but I'm just doing it the way... Jaiden: the slow way (メ■_■)y-~ James: boom *angels singing from the heavens* Jaiden: I like the chain chomps. are they born like, tied to the ground Adam: how would they be born then?? Jaiden: I dunno, ask them Adam: do they grow out of the ground? James: Yeah, they're like plants Jaiden: there's honey in that thing, powered by honey- *gasp* Look at the bird! you see it in the corner the left. James: I see I see it. Adam: I'm looking! I see it- James: oh it's still there Adam: Hello bird James: ok skip- yeahhhhh sassy Adam: You should have skipped it a while ago... Jaiden: but we wouldn't have seen the bird. Adam: We lost so much time James: I love this part of the speedrun because you just mash A a bunch of times Anyone's good. Oh what just happened? Jaiden: you did- you did it wrong Jaiden: look at all the little mexican dancing guys Jaiden: look at their like, bobble heads James: *more distress* Jaiden: Get the triangles- nNO! Jaiden: *GASP* BIRD! NO YOU HAVE TO TALK TO HIM JAMES James: look at him. ohno, he's- you can't see him Adam: I love this character because I imagine he just screams every third word James: there it is yeah Adam: what is tHE secret *laughter* hiding SOMEwhere Jaiden: Green banana! James: come on come on come on, yeah Jaiden: it needs more ethanol- ethylene. ethylene. Jaiden: I know my own facts. James: then we go in, here! and then- Jaiden: oh, the pipes like a chimney Jaiden: he's like "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE" James: and then right here and- there it is James: We're gonna get so many moons Adam: I like the colors in this level James: yeah Adam: they look like, Mexican James: Where's the store in this? there it is Jaiden:Isn't there like only one Bowser poster like he didn't design James: Yeah, he didn't design anymore. He just has one bowser poster Jaiden: one's all you need when it's good Jaiden: they poi- they poistered it- they printed it themselves. That's how good they are. Adam: YouTube tuterials Jaiden: yOUtuBe TutoRiAls James: Here's another he's gonna be a tricky thing to do... dang it. Adam: I know what you're tryna do Jaiden: Well he's got cactus in his- James: no! nooo James: do they even explain why there's ice there Adam: uhh i think so- i tHINK SO *more chaos* James: Okay, okay, we're gonna need to get on top of that. Adam: Yeah watch this, watch this, watch this... Jaiden: Okay guys say hi to the face Adam: *noises* HI FACE James: you did it! Jaiden: see that's all you need- *gasp* more birds! (take another shot of Hydrating Water™ every time jaiden gasps at a bird) Jaiden: look at them they're so cute! *0* James: they look like the Twitter bird Jaiden: noo James: Yeah but like yellow, yeah Adam: (???) green, we're both color blind Jaiden: Banana birds. you didn't get the checkpoint James: uh- that's not the speedrunners way Jaiden: Woah! we're sinking? jump! jump! James: I- I know, I know, don't worry about it cappy. There's another speedrunner tactic that we're just going *mumbles* James: yESSS! Jaiden: owo bullet James: It's a lot more easier when you know where all the moons are Jaiden: So, is the moon always gonna be where that little crack on the ground is? James: Uh, yess. We need to get a bullet bill. Jaiden: oH!
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